War is great. Peace loving pot smoking degenerates will tell you otherwise but since they aren’t credible war is great. War solves the developing world’s problems like slowing growth, speed of technology development, and the most obvious overpopulation. In today’s modern world we are told that war is an atrocity yet when we see a phone case with “military grade” protection we still go out and buy it, don’t we?

Wars bring growth to the economy. Wars require soldiers, pawns in the hands of a commanding officer. sounds good doesn’t it minimal stress minute risk and you don’t have to pay for accommodation or for food. I mean sure in 1914 you’d be getting paid to sit in a hole just in case an enemy was close by but in more recent wars like Vietnam, men were getting paid to watch helicopters and cook on barbeques. I mean if you’ve got a stressful life back home or an annoying family its a great excuse to get up and leave better yet your country will reward you for it. A holiday in an exotic continent that brings down the economies level of unemployment. Another way wars bring growth in the economy is through government spending. Your a soldier relaxing in paradise and you think to yourself what would make this more interesting, Guns lots and lots of guns. And the government having heard your request spends hundreds of billions of dollars increasing the growth in the economy to bring you the best guns. shinier than chinas ones. in order to make these guns you need the finest of workers making them, so of course, the government looks for the smartest Americans the ones that love mindless violence the ones that contributed to their 28th global math rating last year. what about Santana in sunny California, they have plenty of young eager workers willing to work for pennies straight out of high school as their drop out rate is 49.6%.contributing to the economies growth through war.

Overpopulation is another modern-day issue that a little war can help solve. when a country runs out of resources for its people. Instead of giving desolate villages clean water and goats which lets be honest make no difference at all we should invade them and put weapons into their society then when they rise up due to the tension of starvation, foreign invaders and their newly sourced weapons, strike them down and take what money they have as “retributions” for the state’s loss. this Brings the money back to the families in your home town, now with nice clothes and a brand new German car, all because you left your family and split up someone else’s on the other side of the world. Take world war two for example America shipped out 16 Million of its most indisposable men 416,000 of them never came back but the United States received 3 trillion dollars in today’s money from Germany, enough to cripple their government and starve their population for decades. They also received enough nuclear intelligence to hold the world at gunpoint for the rest of history, completely worth it three trillion dollars in exchange for 416,000 lives. Furthermore, the total casualties of all time due to war equate to around 1billion sorry I meant to say people going on holiday indefinitely. due to the sheer scale, war has prevented the entire world from collapse by forgetting about a portion of its population and restricting the rate of reproduction due to the members of society joining the army being predominantly male.If not for this the world would allready be in an irreversible state of decay. This proves and has proven the fact that war is effective in reducing the modern problem of overpopulation and is proactive in preventing further altercations due to an ever-increasing birth toll.

Many technologies we use on a daily basis are also a result of war, increasing the rate at which technology develops. The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network or ARPANET? no .what about the internet something that we all use every day is a result of war. War meant that the internet was created in 1977 if not for our paid holiday company we wouldn’t be able to shop online or stream sports or most importantly watch love island. If your still not convinced this will sway you. Radar tech originally from world war two created the holy grail of inventions without which we would have all probably starved to death by now. This device called the microwave shoots rays at food to make the food cells vibrate and heat up. originally planned as a personal heater for when the soldier’s feet get cold at night it also seems to work surprisingly well at heating frozen pies. another result of war technologies, Armoured food or canned food was created by the military so that soldiers pineapple rings didn’t split. This also means that if you’re in the military you can savour the moment and wait for years before you eat your can of baked beans. Just another reason why war is great. weather you like to admit it or not canned food has gotten all of us out of sticky situations when food is a must-have. I doubt many of you would be able to imagine your daily lives without these technologies created by war.

Many people in your lives will feed you fake news try to show you that war isn’t ethically right. but would you rather feel secure or vulnerable, alive or dead this is the decision we must make between war or anti-war. Peace in our vast world will bring nothing to us but peril and heartache as we slowly watch our world smoulder and deteriorate whilst our friends die of undiscovered diseases. If your thoughts of serene landscapes and flying unicorns are the “ideal” world without war think again. No war will just result in all land being used for housing or industrial sites, whereas war will eliminate the people who make these landscapes unserene, levelling cities and creating serenity and nuclear waste from wars combined with an ordinary horse often results in unicorns. The outcomes of war have proven to be positive, most of the time why else would the word casualties contain the word casual, I’m in, are you?